
I leaned on the rickety horse fence anâ stared at the only standing wall of my home. My gaze settled on the sheer fabric flappinâ in the wind. Mama helped me sew them curtains when I got married an’ moved here with Roy fourteen years ago.
âI been sayinâ that one of these gosh darn days youâd burn the place down. Well, yaâ finally gone and done it,â Gertie said with arms folded across her ample chest. Her already thin lips pressed into an even thinner line.
I knowed Gertie ever since we was knee high to a grasshopper. Â She meant well, but beinâ two years older, she tried to be the boss of me. She shoulda asked Roy- I donât need nobody to be my boss.
âSo what was it this time?â Gertie asked. âLamp tipped over? Quilt caught fire after burninâ loose thread? Log rolled outta the fireplace and caught yer rug on fire?â
Me anâ fire went back a long way. I useta steal papaâs flint and would spark grass after school. No amounta Gertieâs scolding could make me stop. Like men at a saloon on Saturday night, my relationship with fire tended to get outta hand anâ somethinâ always got burned. âNo. Not any those things,â I mumbled.
âYou gonna make me pull it outta ya? What happened?â
âStove burnt up.â
She furrowed her brow. âStove burnt up? How in the-” She paused and took a deep breath. âEven fer you, that’s a stretch. How in tarnation could yaâ burn up somethinâ thatâs supposed to hold fire?â
âMy potholder caught fire gettinâ biscuits.â
âAnd Roy couldnât snuff it out?â Gertie threw me a skeptical look.
I focused on the billowing white cloth, rather than Gertieâs scrutiny. âIt burnt too fast. No way he coulda stopped it.â On account of Iâd already knocked him upside the head with my cast iron skillet an’ threw lard on the flames. I didnât say that part, though.
âHow come you got out anâ he didnâtâ
I sighed. âI dunnoâ. I dinât wanna say no more, but my tongue kept goinâ. âMaybe âcause I wasnât hung over after boozinâ all night and rompinâ with Angie Flowers.â
Gertie gasped. âRoy wouldnât do that. Mighta been a dim-witted fool, but no man could be that daft.â
âErnie was.â
Gertieâs eyes narrowed. âI oughta slap yer smart mouth!â
âJust statinâ fact. Yer husband was a daft fool, indeed.â I nudged her elbow. “Why else would Ernie dally with her anâ leave you waitinâ alone?â
Gertie let out a sigh and a wistful smile played on her lips. âSâpose so. Probâly got what he deserved with that plow, yaâ know.â
I smiled. âSâpose he did.â Iâd never tell it wasnât no accident.
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Inspiration: The photo at the beginning of this story wasn’t actually what inspired this story – this one was. Writing a story for Emilio’s photo was kind of a side challenge, and I’m all for anything that distracts me from what I should be working on. Squirrel!!
Seriously, though, this was a nice break from some other projects, but it’s back to work now. Oh- if you are feeling the stress of the holidays, I’m going to share the secret to surviving in my next post. I discovered this “secret” last Christmas from an elderly woman who lives in town. I hope you’ll stop by and check it out đ