Email from boss: Thank you for a fun Birthday. I know it will be just as fun plotting my revenge celebrating each of your next birthdays as well. It was interesting seeing how my office was so thoroughly trashed thoughtfully decorated. The glittery confetti provided lots of aggravation entertainment and I will get to continue cursing enjoying it as the darn pieces delightfully surprise me as I continue to find them within the papers on my desk. I must say though, the gift card was very generous and the only thing that will save each of you totally unnecessary.
Response 1: You are very welcome. It just warms my heart to see the contempt appreciation we so richly deserve. I can’t wait for next year!
Response 2: I’m so glad you loathe appreciate our evil thoughtful celebration of your birthday (at 140, you’re still quite witty.) We dread look forward to your revenge celebration of our birthdays as well. We know you value our deviousness ingenuity and our ability to exceed the bar – wherever you set it.
Thanks again for being such an
easy target cooperative boss.
Would you believe me if I told you I had nothing to do with this…it was all my coworkers’ fault?